Remember When

The husband leans over and asks his wife,
'Do you remember the first time we had sex
together over fifty years ago? We went behind
this very tavern where you leaned against the
back fence and I made love to you.'

'Yes, she says, 'I remember it well.'

'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll
around there again and we can do it for old
time's sake?'

'Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like
a crazy, but good idea!'

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and,
having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these
two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on
them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.

The elderly couple walk haltingly a long, leaning on
each other for support aided by walking sticks.

Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the
fence.

The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As
she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.

Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has
ever seen.

This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises
and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the
ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about
life and old age that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old
couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.

The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, I've got to
ask them what their secret is. So, as the couple passes, he says to them,
'Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex
life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?'

Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Fifty years ago that
wasn't an electric fence.