Boere IT Dictionary

 

The Boere Computer Dictionary  Monitor Keeping an eye on the braai Download Get the firewood off the bakkie Hard drive Trip back home without any cold beer Keyboard Where you hang the bakkie and bike keys Window What you shut when it's cold Screen What you shut in the mosquito season Byte What mosquitoes do Bit What mosquitoes did Mega Byte What mosquitoes at the lake do Chip A bar snack Micro Chip What's left in the bag after you have eaten the chips Modem What you did to the lawns Dot Matrix Oom Jan Matrix's wife   Laptop Where the cat sleeps Software Plastic knives and forks you get at KFC Hardware Real stainless steel knives and forks from Checkers Mouse What eats the grain in the shed Mainframe What holds the shed up Web What spiders make Web Site The shed (or under the verandah) Cursor The old bloke that swears a lot Search Engine What you do when the bakkie won't go Yahoo What you say when the bakkie does go Upgrade A steep hill Server The person at the pub what brings out the lunch Mail Server The bloke at the pub what brings out the lunch User The neighbour what keeps borrowing things Network When you have to repair your fishing net Internet Complicated fish net repair method Netscape When fish maneuvers out of reach of net Online When you get the laundry hung out Off Line When the pegs don't hold the washing up