Lovers

A man boarded an aircraft in New York and took his seat. As he settled
in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane.

He realized she was heading straight towards his seat And Bingo! She
took the seat right beside him.

Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, 'Business trip or
vacation?'

She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, 'Business. I'm going to the
Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in France.'

He swallowed hard. Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly
asked, 'What's your business role at this convention?'

'Lecturer,' she responded. 'I use my experience to debunk some of the
popular myths about sexuality.'

'Really,' he smiled, 'What myths are those?'

'Well,' she explained, 'one popular myth is that African American men
are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian
who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that
French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Indian
descent. We have found that the best potential lovers in all categories
are the Afrikaners.'

Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. 'I'm sorry,' she
said, 'I really shouldn't be discussing this with you; I don't even know
your name.'

'Running Bear,' the man said....'Running Bear Moodley, but my friends
call me Frikkie