Adam and Eve in Souf Efrikan Engliesh

ADAM & EVE IN SOUF EFRIKEN ENGLIESH. Adam & Eve are trapping around the Garden of Eden kaalgat. Eve checks this lekker apple and she skiems nooit hey, I'm gonna graze it.   Just then a moerse voice from above charfs her. Leave the apple, or I will send a n unimaginable plague upon the earth."   She kaks herself half Stukkend and loses the apple. A bit later Adam is trapping along when he gooi's a sharp right and finds this apple. "Bliksem" he skiems. Ah'm gonna chow this thing. Just then A moerse voice from above chirps him. Leave the apple, or I will send an unimaginable plague upon the Earth,   "… Ag nooit hey" he rekons, "I'm stukkend hungry" and he grazes it.   That night he and Eve are in bed, when he hears a knock at the door. He pluks open the front door to hear: "Eh, sorry baaas, Em looking for a job......" and so the plague began...