Money talks

One-rand coin met a R20 note and said, "Hey, where've you been? I
haven't seen you around here much."

The twenty answered, "I've been hanging out at the casinos, went on a
cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to South Africa for a while,
went to a couple of rugby games, to the brothel, to the mall, that kind
of stuff. How about you?"

The one rand coin said, "You know, same old stuff, church, church, church.