Jimmy and his pals

One day, Jimmy was walking down Voortrekker Street when he saw his buddy Piet driving a brand new Bakkie.

He recognized it as Sannie`s bakkie!

Piet pulled up to him with a wide grin. "Piet, where'd you get that
bakkie!?"

"Sannie gave it to me" Piet replied. "She gave it to you?

I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a new bakkie?"

"Well, Jimmy, let me tell you what happened:

We were driving out on the gravel Road, in the middle of nowhere.

Sannie pulled off the road, put the bakkie in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods.

She parked the bakkie, got out, threw off all her clothes and said
"Piet, take whatever you want".

So I took the bakkie!"

"Piet, you're blerrie clever, man! Those clothes would never've fit
you."