Dear Omo Mailbag,
I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it
since the beginning of my married life, when my Mom told me it was the
best.
Now that I am older and going through menopause, I find it even better!
In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white
blouse. My unfeeling and uncaring S.O.B. husband started to berate me
about how clumsy I was and generally started becoming a pain in the
neck.
One thing led to another and I ended up with a lot of blood on my white
blouse.
I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just
wouldn't come out. After a quick trip to the supermarket, I purchased a
bottle of Liquid Omo with Bleach Alternative, and to my surprise and
satisfaction, all of the stains came out!
In fact, the stains came out so well that the detectives who came by
yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then
my attorney called and said that I would no longer be considered a
suspect in the disappearance of my husband.
What a relief! I thank you, once again, for having such a great product.
Well, gotta go; I have to write a letter to the Jiffy bag people.
Signed:
A Relieved Menopausal Wife
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